if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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