I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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