She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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