I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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