his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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