i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
