Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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