I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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