Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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