there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He better not be in your backpack
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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