did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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