There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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