Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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