maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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