we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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