it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Houston, we have a squirter
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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