I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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