DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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