Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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