no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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