Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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