I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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