So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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