Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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