Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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