Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize