This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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