Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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