he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
soo... how was my night?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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