Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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