I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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