and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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