Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
then he tried to convert me to islam
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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