he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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