i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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