I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
