Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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