So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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