Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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