The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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