So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I enjoy the company of your penis
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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