nut hugger
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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