So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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