Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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