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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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