what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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