Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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