i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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