i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize