have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
