I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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