You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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