i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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