I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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