Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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