doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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