Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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